Attention Whores

To start this off, I'd like to say there are 2 types of attention: Positive attention and Negative attention.

Evvvvveryone seeks positive attention. Recognition for good grades, achieving goals, getting a new job. That's fine. That's natural. That's not what pisses me off. You're not an attention whore if you seek positive attention, you're just normal.

Now. Negative attention.

Everything I talk about, I talk about because either I myself have experienced it or I have dealt with people who have. Now, I used to be an attention whore... those who thrive off of ANY attention EVEN if it's negative and EVEN if they have to lower their standards & portray themselves in a negative way.

We ALL see the girls on Facebook who are half naked taking mirror pictures with their ass & titties spilling out. And we ALL see the 167 likes and 49 comments. That's NEGATIVE ATTENTION. Why would you bring that on yourself? You are so insecure that you feel the need to post revealing ass (pun possibly intended) pictures of yourself on the internet so creeper ass dudes that you don't even know can tell you how hot you are as they jizz on their computer screen? Cool life.

And some of you right now are thinking, "this girl is a hater..." lol and no... I'm not. I used to be one of those stupid girls & trust me... when you grow up and take a look at yourself and your past behavior you are going to be fucking embarrassed. But the worst part is, some never grow out of it. You'll be 27 years old participating in Titty Tuesday on Twitter. Re-evaluate your life.




Attention whores are the loudest, DEMAND the most attention, dress the most provocatively. Girl, what are you trying to over-compensate for? All the girls can see through that shit and the only reason dudes buy into it is because they know that the girls who are the most insecure are the easiest to fuck. You are making yourself bait. But hey, you probably like it.

Dumb bitches. But you know, whatever. Keep on doing what you do. See where you end up.

I'm gonna be over here dressing classy with a splash of trashy when I need attention. At least I can admit it. Right?

"Oh yeah, I'll hit you up."

Today I am going to pose a question. Many of you seem to participate in this douche-baggery and I really want an answer. In my mind there are only a few possible answers and solutions.

So. Um. Yeah. Last time I checked, when you tell someone you'll call them- you're actually going to call them.

Is this not right anymore?

I am under the assumption (please.. correct me if I am fucking wrong) that these are the following reasons you might say such things to people and then not follow through:
1. You are awkward and just say things to fill conversation/don't know how else to end a conversation.
2. Saying, "I'll hit you up" holds no merit what-so-ever. Empty words, if you will.
3. You actually do plan on hitting a person up, but then forget.
4. You are trying to make a "power-play" by telling someone you will contact them and then deliberately not doing it.
5. You want to stop talking to the person and know that's what they want to hear.
or 6. You're just a plain old douche-bag. (5 & 6 are somewhat inter-changeable)

Okay.. seriously... have I missed out on a social change that makes this acceptable?

Here are possible solutions to these issues:
1. Say "good-bye" when exiting a conversation.
2. Just don't even say, "I'll hit you up."
3. Try to be more considerate of others.
4. This one is understandable. Go ahead with your bad self.
5&6. Drown your cell phone in a glass of keg beer, then re-evaluate your life. Or, if you're me, get the beer tears and just start crying.

It's an epidemic. You stupid fucks claim to be "real" and then do little shit that makes you fake. Keep it real. If you need a lesson, I can teach you.

Moral of the story: If you don't plan on calling someone back, don't even let the words exit your mouth... well, unless you are #4ing someone. ;)