Why girls like ass-holes.

If you have taken a general psychology class, you're probably familiar with the term "classical conditioning". If you haven't then I'll explain it really quickly, it's basically just a form of associative learning. For example, if you have the burner on the stove on and you touch it, you'll burn yourself. If you burn yourself once you probably won't do it again because you have associated the burner on the stove to being something that hurts you when you touch it.

Now. Let's take this same theory and apply it to why girls like assholes.

When you were little, if a boy was mean to you on the play-ground it generally meant he liked you, right? This boy was pretty damn mean, teasing you, throwing shit at you, knocking down your confidence!

"Mommy, why does Billy put dirt in my hair at recess?"
"Oh hunny, it sounds like Billy has a little crush on you."

-_- ........

We've been classically conditioned from a young age to believe that boys that are mean to us like us!!!

WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

Because of this, all females are pretty much fucked up subconsciously. We love when guys ignore us, it makes us want their attention even more. If a guy is sweet to us, we get annoyed and want him to stop being so overly nice.

So then you might ask, "How do we stop being attracted to men that treat us badly?" Great question, when I figure that out... I'll let you know.

Until then, know your worth ladies! and if you like an ass-hole... well.. sorry. Oh-- and if you have a daughter-- save her the trouble and tell her that if a boy is mean to her he doesn't like her and she should stay away from him. Or throw dirt back at him... make sure some gets in his mouth... and call him a little bitch.

smh at you society.

"Oh yeah, I'll hit you up."

Today I am going to pose a question. Many of you seem to participate in this douche-baggery and I really want an answer. In my mind there are only a few possible answers and solutions.

So. Um. Yeah. Last time I checked, when you tell someone you'll call them- you're actually going to call them.

Is this not right anymore?

I am under the assumption (please.. correct me if I am fucking wrong) that these are the following reasons you might say such things to people and then not follow through:
1. You are awkward and just say things to fill conversation/don't know how else to end a conversation.
2. Saying, "I'll hit you up" holds no merit what-so-ever. Empty words, if you will.
3. You actually do plan on hitting a person up, but then forget.
4. You are trying to make a "power-play" by telling someone you will contact them and then deliberately not doing it.
5. You want to stop talking to the person and know that's what they want to hear.
or 6. You're just a plain old douche-bag. (5 & 6 are somewhat inter-changeable)

Okay.. seriously... have I missed out on a social change that makes this acceptable?

Here are possible solutions to these issues:
1. Say "good-bye" when exiting a conversation.
2. Just don't even say, "I'll hit you up."
3. Try to be more considerate of others.
4. This one is understandable. Go ahead with your bad self.
5&6. Drown your cell phone in a glass of keg beer, then re-evaluate your life. Or, if you're me, get the beer tears and just start crying.

It's an epidemic. You stupid fucks claim to be "real" and then do little shit that makes you fake. Keep it real. If you need a lesson, I can teach you.

Moral of the story: If you don't plan on calling someone back, don't even let the words exit your mouth... well, unless you are #4ing someone. ;)