Fuck Buddies.

By this point in your life you may or may not have had a fuck buddy. You know, people you JUST fuck.

Due to my psychology background, I'm feeling a strong need to operationally define, "Fuck Buddy."
 I believe urbandictionary.com says it best when they define it as:

A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend, with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that you both want sex and nothing more. 

Alright. Now. You might think this sounds like a good idea that will solve all of your horny/lonely/haven't been fucked in 3 month issues, right? Maybe.

Keep in mind, there are two types of people:
1. People who are able to pull off fuck buddy relationships
2. People who aren't.

Here's what the people who ARE able to pull off fuck buddy relationships understand.
- The less communication, the better
- No cuddling
- No sleepovers
- Respect is not necessary (in fact, it's frowned upon)
- You are JUST a penis/vagina to the other person. Nothing more, nothing less
- It's all about having an orgasm
- Wham, bam, thank you ma'am... call you in a week. Or whenever "horny-ness" strikes


Now. If ANY of those things bothered you, chances are you are NOT able to pull off a fuck buddy relationship, so don't even waste your time trying.


Here's what the people who THINK they can pull off a fuck buddy relationship end up doing:
- Your fuck buddy goes to shower after sex. You don't even think to leave while they are in the shower but you wait, hoping to have a nice conversation.
- It's 3 AM. You're tired. You close your eyes to fall asleep after some amazing sex. They kick you out.
- You show up hammered at your fuck buddies house & admit your undying love for them and how you want to be exclusive.
- You call them the next day to talk about something that doesn't have to do with humping.
- You get mad when they ask to have a three-some with your best friend.

If the above sounded more like you, chances are you are looking for a FRIEND WITH BENEFITS. Which is completely different from a fuck buddy & actually even worse of an idea.

Don't go into a "fuck buddy" relationship expecting ANYTHING more than literally getting fucked. You can't expect your fuck buddy to be dependable, respect you or even care about you at all. 


BUT. The ONE THING you ALWAYS need to demand out of a fuck buddy, is that you get yours too. ;)

Happy Fucking. Wear a condom. STD's are gross.